I'm a tomato.

Hello skin cancer.

I look like a freaking tomato right now.

*Note to self: take sunscreen EVERYWHERE. Even when you sprint out of the newsroom, grab some pizza, jump into David Debolt's crap-mobile with Eric G, who is, for the record, the funniest man on the planet.

Anyways, we went to a protest in the Bay View district for Tiff's article about the Lenar corp. building condos there and polluting our planet with their evil conspiracy. The protest really really really pushed the "civil" part of civil disobedience. They blocked the road, and a few people coming from some art studio on the water drove up, so they let them past. THAT'S NOT WHAT PROTESTS ARE ABOUT! Then, the police came, and the freaking organizers allowed themselves to be unchained from the sign. I wanted to see some yelling! One guy was detained for one minute. Media circus, like Eric said.

Also I wanted to say a humungous THANK YOU to every person at BAMMA for making my birthday magical yesterday. It's hard to imagine that come Saturday, we won't be together anymore. Sad face.

Back to today's events, I really am getting sick of people who pose for photos. I get that you held the protest to get the word out, but please please please please pretend like you are actually doing something.

Also, two things I learned from Eric G.

1.It's probably not a good idea to microwave other people's toothbrushes

and

2.David Debolt's windshield is cracked because *someone* got a massive erection from looking at him, so big it cracked the windshield.

I FINISHED MY STORY

I CAPTIONED THE PHOTOS FOR MY STORY

I EDITED THE AUDIO FOR MY MULTI MEDIA

I GOT REALLY SUNBURNED

THERE WAS ACTUALLY GOOD FOOD AT THE CAFETERIA TONIGHT.

Holy crap sweet Buddah this is a beautiful thing. Except for the fact that I'm going to die of skin cancer by the age of like 30.